My brother is not my favorite person right now. He is a non thinking asshole. Being proud of myself makes me fake? Okay! That makes sense.
rule #1: do not get into a relationship
(Source: cemetery-walls)
Anonymous: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
Ew. No.
- My mom: What was the highlight of your day?
- Me: Leaving work.
- Mark: Eating pizza.
- My mom: Worst part?
- Me: Waking up to go to work.
- Mark: ...I don't know.
In fact, all I care about is how much I don’t care. (Taken with instagram)
(Source: iwishiwereaghost)
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